I suppose I should just tell you...
It was our honeymoon, after all. We decided we'd treat oursevles to a massage in Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Horrible, terrible, horrible idea.
Mine went like this:
What ensued was a room full - literally - of teens in town for the Miss Teen USA beauty paegant.
Upon their exit I received a wonderful, passionate speech from their sponsor about how some of us have bodies like used cars.
What? i'm a newlywed, she couldn't possibly be talking about me.
Oh, but she was. I finally was brave enough to look around a little and there were four of us in there that did not belong with her group. LOL.
Good memories. All that matters.
Brian, I love you and I am so thankful for you!